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mgmt: Dave Rosenthal w/ principato-young</description><title>Jonah Ray</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jonahray)</generator><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Oh man, the future is gonna be so streamlined.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0KKrJEjPEesbz3y1b7WYvBs7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh man, the future is gonna be so streamlined.</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/53484900</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/53484900</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:08:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even..."</title><description>“One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every 3 or 4 years. Now, with the advent and popularity of digital distribution, I don’t have to wait around while my songs get old and dated – I can get them out on the Internet almost immediately. It kind of boggles my mind – I thought of the idea for this new song a week ago, and next week it’s getting released!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&amp;friendID=90827837&amp;blogID=437292861"&gt;Weird Al Yankovic MySpace Blog &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;TOMMORROW AL GOES DIGITAL!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YES!!!!! glorious news.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Thanks to &lt;a href="http://paulscheer.com/"&gt;Paul&lt;/a&gt; for the news)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/53352808</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/53352808</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:38:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I told you it would scare them! Now we don’t have to worry...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/levDQXfuDeqy2cfxJZn3sL7Co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I told you it would scare them! Now we don’t have to worry about chipmunks ever again!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://thehighandlow.tumblr.com/"&gt;thehighandlow&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/53342873</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/53342873</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:14:19 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This is for ben.
seems like something he’d like.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0KKrJEjPEen3w260LWO1S4FHo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is for ben.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;seems like something he’d like.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52982632</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52982632</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:23:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This is a video that we all joked around about doing in the...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8HE9OQ4FnkQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8HE9OQ4FnkQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is a video that we all joked around about doing in the office here at supernews.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wonderkid DUSTIN MCLEAN took the reigns and did.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;now please enjoy, &lt;b&gt;THE LITERAL VIDEO VERSION of “TAKE ON ME” by A-HA.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52979516</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52979516</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:44:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This track from the Death Cab For Cutie album, NARROW STAIRS,...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://jonahray.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/52966485/0KKrJEjPEemwzswbOvyiTHdz&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This track from the &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Death Cab For Cutie&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; album, &lt;b&gt;NARROW STAIRS&lt;/b&gt;, will be the next single. I’m willing to place bets.  Please enjoy &lt;b&gt; YOUR NEW TWIN SIZED BED.&lt;/b&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52966485</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52966485</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:10:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Punch Out is revamped for the wii!?!?! Oh FUCK YEAH!  This is...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="gtembed" width="400" height="326"&gt;	&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=40745" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=40745" swliveconnect="true" name="gtembed" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Punch Out is revamped for the wii!?!?! Oh FUCK YEAH!  This is gonna be great. I was just playing the downloaded original version LAST NIGHT.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Soda Popinski gets me everytime.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(thanks erockappel for the post)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52960902</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52960902</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:15:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh hey buddy, what are you up to?
-I’m just putting all my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0KKrJEjPEelfewrt7H075Ooeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh hey buddy, what are you up to?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-I’m just putting all my Mp3s and CDs on to this cassette tape, because FUCK DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY MAN!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52806164</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52806164</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:10:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Watch this video by DUSTIN McLEAN. It’s awesome.
good job...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1055790/natures_wonders.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Watch this video by DUSTIN McLEAN. It’s awesome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;good job dustin. For more awesome stuff from this guy go to &lt;a href="http://www.dustfilms.com"&gt;www.dustfilms.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52787639</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52787639</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:27:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>“no man, like FLAMES, REAL ONES!”
this is what...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/GME3qpBAAel77qtsPpstUgSho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“no man, like FLAMES, REAL ONES!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is what happens when you park in those permit only zones in fancy neighborhoods.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(pic thanks to: &lt;a href="http://phazerblast.tumblr.com/"&gt;phazerblast&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52782330</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52782330</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:44:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Man punches shark to save his dog.  Right on bro…if my dog...</title><description>&lt;script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=dom&amp;vid=/video/us/2008/09/30/dnt.fl.man.punches.shark.wsvn" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Man punches shark to save his dog&lt;/b&gt;.  Right on bro…if my dog had been attacked by a shark i’d not only punch it…i’d &lt;strike&gt;make love&lt;/strike&gt; RAPE it…that’s what you have to do…you have to HUMILIATE the opposition.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Im dedicated.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52482603</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52482603</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:33:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>BACK ON TOPPS w/the SKLAR BROS.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/backontopps"&gt;BACK ON TOPPS w/the SKLAR BROS.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;New sklar bros show.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;great cast and crew including:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sklars, jason Nash, Brian Husky, Mike blieden, Neil Mahoney, Peter Atencio, Elysia Skye, TONS of sports guys that i don’t really know.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Watch it!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52462226</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52462226</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:45:38 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>yeah, this is an amazing video.
thanks for eric to showing me...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L9AMNWRN7ms"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L9AMNWRN7ms" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;yeah, this is an amazing video.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;thanks for eric to showing me and then having me wait for him to blog it so i could reblog it…off of ben.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://phazerblast.tumblr.com/post/52295506/oh-man-when-you-showed-me-this-on-saturday-i-lost"&gt;phazerblast&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Oh man when you showed me this on Saturday I lost my mind. Make this one viral folks.
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://erockappel.com/post/52182688/this-is-possibly-the-greatest-piece-of-video"&gt;erockappel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is possibly the greatest piece of video editing I’ve ever seen.  Originally pointed out to me a couple years ago by &lt;a href="http://www.chriskula.com"&gt;Chris Kula&lt;/a&gt;, the above video is a musical mash-up of three instructional video tapes; drums, bass and guitar.  I have no idea who put this together, but it’s amazing!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, at the time of this posting, the youtube video only has 86 views!  Insane!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reblog the shit out of this one, folks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52359570</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/52359570</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:57:14 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I guess the Asian kid represents the CHINESE government and now...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/THxeZWsjZebzfl0zqxzoJGGxo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I guess the Asian kid represents the CHINESE government and now that we owe them so much money they are able to pull the wool over our eyes and take our souls.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look at his face, he’s currently sucking out the life of that kid with the stupid yellow hoodie. And he doesnt even realize it, HE’S FUCKING SMILING!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOOK AT THAT EVIL CHINESE GOVERNMENT! Gaining our trust by sharing snack packs and then. BOOM! DEATH.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51905945</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51905945</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:39:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>And i DO apprecieate it, Ben.

phazerblast:

Jonah will...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/GME3qpBAAecjrrfvTYhpMapPo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And i DO apprecieate it, Ben.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://phazerblast.tumblr.com/post/51884480/jonah-will-appreciate-this-one-as-will-most-of"&gt;phazerblast&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jonah will appreciate this one, as will most of you I’m sure.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also.. &lt;b&gt;check out Jonah’s new video &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2ec15e6601"&gt;Guess Who&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.xkcd.com/"&gt;xkcd&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51897464</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51897464</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:29:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Finally Guess Who gets put up on SUPERDELUXE. then immedieatly...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=2ec15e6601" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=2ec15e6601" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Finally Guess Who gets put up on SUPERDELUXE. then immedieatly it’s ripped onto FUNNY OR DIE. CHECK IT OUT AND SPREAD IT AROUND TO YER FRIENDS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Directed by PETER ATENCIO.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;featuring: JAY JOHNSTON, RANDY &amp; JASON SKLAR, ELYSIA SKYE, and me, JONAH RAY.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51750561</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51750561</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:57:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>A youtube nintendo video that will blow your mind.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/experiencewii"&gt;A youtube nintendo video that will blow your mind.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Just be prepared for an awesome idea for yer eyes.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;the game doesnt look that bad either.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51620538</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51620538</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:21:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>If anybody watched heroes last night……
I’m...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0KKrJEjPEe8cg6xiIT8T4w5Ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If anybody watched heroes last night……&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m really excited for MOHINDER SURESH and his new character “development”.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51421242</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51421242</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:26:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Holy shit this is great.
It’s an old JOHN KENNEDY...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="341"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.livingroomcandidate.org/flash/player.swf?id=3973" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.livingroomcandidate.org/flash/player.swf?id=3973" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="341"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Holy shit this is great.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s an old JOHN KENNEDY commercial. The jingle is great and it really gets in yer head. So this this november when asked McCain or Obama…im gonna just start singing KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KEN….NE..DY!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51357813</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51357813</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:06:50 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>aint that about a bitch.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/GME3qpBAAe7coxctcqRGkcpAo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;aint that about a bitch.</description><link>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51321584</link><guid>http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/51321584</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:03:27 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
