December 2007
Catchphrase
Im pretty sure the game of Electronic Catchphrase is the funnest game to play, ever.
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almost forgot about this dude, the BEST dude ever.
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They really gotta stop showing THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION at prisons.
“Who wakes up this early after staying up that late?!”
– Jonah Ray (Posted By Ben Goetting as Jonah yells at me)
sometimes friendship doesnt work online.....(my...
I was bored and online and decided to have a conversation with the automated system on INSTANT MESSENGER called MOVIEFONE. its a service where you can just IM to find out where movies are playing, enjoy.
me: hey dude, whats up?
moviefone: Hello. Start your search by typing any actor, director or film name and I'll see if I can find anything playing.
me: come on man, i just need to talk to somebody. im not doing so good.
moviefone: - Movies for Today
1 -F- How to Tell He's Not the One in 10 Days
2 -F- He's Just Not That Into You
3 -F- Mad Detective
4 -F- Talk Talk
5 -P- I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
6 -F- I Love You Man
7 -P- The Man I Killed (1932)
P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future
Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.
me: DUDE! seriously, stop it with this shit, i dont feel like seeing a movie right now okay?
moviefone: Pardon me? I tried to find movies and directors related to what you typed but didn't have any luck. Can you try again?
me: PARDON YOU? NO! PARDON ME!!!@!@! i thought we were just buds that could hang out once in a while and have it be nothing about movies. i guess i was wrong.
Pardon me? If you don't understand why I am not understanding you, just type, help.
me: oh, just type help and everything will be okay? Thats all i have to do? thats whats gonna make us be friends again, yer such an ignorant asshole you know that.
moviefone: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
me: FUCKING A RIGHT I GOT YOU AGAIN! because like ive said, yer a fucking idiot! and im not gonna type menue
moviefone: Sorry, I didn't get that. ; )
me: DONT YOU FUCKING USE A WINKY EMOTICON TO ME!!!! you smarmy piece of shit!
moviefone: Neat-o.
me: Neat-o? thats all you can say to me?
moviefone: Let's not get carried away .
me: STOP THAT!
moviefone: - Movies for Today
1 -F- That Loving Feeling
2 -F- He's Just Not That Into You
3 -F- Stop-Loss
4 -F- Man That Rocks the Cradle
5 -P- Stop Making Sense
6 -P- My Kid Could Paint That
7 -F- Last Stop for Paul
P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future
Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.
me: lkjdsfglsajhdfoasdjhfoadisjkhfsadlfjhalsdf
moviefone: Excuse me?
======= Movie of the Week =======
I Am Legend (2007) - Movie Site
me: YER NUTS! YOU KNOW THAT!? god damn it stop it alright just fucking stop it.
moviefone: That's rude. I'm here to help. Type, help if you need it.
me: oh....IM THE ONE WHO NEEDS HELP? YER FUCKING RUDE. YER ACTING LIKE AN AUTOMATED ROBOT!
moviefone: I think you should type, menu. I was not able to find any movies related to what you typed.
me: its because im not talking about movies dude, im talking about YOU and ME!
moviefone: - Movies for Today
1 -F- Daniel Isn't Talking
2 -F- What About Barb
3 -F- All About Steve
4 -P- Kurt Cobain: About a Son
5 -F- He's Just Not That Into You
6 -P- All About Eve
7 -F- Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel
8 -F- You Want Me to Kill Him?
me: fuck it, good bye.
moviefone: That's unnecessary. Type, help.
======= Movie of the Week =======
I Am Legend (2007) - Movie Site
me: you're unnecessary.
moviefone: - Movies for Today
1 -F- You are Alone
2 -F- I Love You Again (2007)
3 -F- I Love You Man
4 -F- You Want Me to Kill Him?
5 -F- He's Just Not That Into You
6 -P- You Better Watch Out! AKA Christmas Evil
7 -F- Bryan Loves You
8 -F- Sunny & Share Love You
9 -F- You Don't Mess with the Zohan!
10 -F- The Banquet
11 -F- Night and Day You Are the One
12 -P- I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
13 -F- And When Did You Last See Your Father?
14 -S- P.S. I Love You
15 -F- As You Like It (2007)
me: oh man, i could really watch those movies, they are really saying what im feeling.....you...you fucking know me.
moviefone: I think you should type, menu. I was not able to find any movies related to what you typed.
me: GOD DAMNIT, i try to open up and nothing!
moviefone: O.K. Then type, help to try a fresh start.
me: fine....help
moviefone: fuck you.
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hahahahahahaha! its like he couldnt stop doing this kinda shit even if he tried! funniest president ever.
what the shit is this?
seriously, do people need to know what everybody is doing constantly? i guess so, thats why this shit exists.